There really needs to be a channel on TV just replaying all of the clips of Michelle Obama’s expert shade. I’d pay for a subscription.

Thank you. I am in a much better place now, but it never hurts to hear kind words like yours. Right back at you. <3

Thank you for sharing that. It’s similar to my experience. I’ve never told my family about my assault or my suicidal tendencies that resulted from them years after the fact. I’ve told my sibling, but I won’t divulge the identity of my attacker because I’m afraid my sibling would try to hurt them, which I don’t want. I…

I miss it so much. I just went over to that article and cackled for 20 minutes straight.

Even thermoses?

I didn’t think I was starting anything, but ok. It was a bit of a brag I guess but I was speaking from personal experience and applying to OP’s topic, which is how a lot of internet comments are formed. I’ll try not to do that next time?

you shouldn’t get married unless you want things (and the person you’re marrying) to pretty much stay the same

I mean, they don’t necessarily all sound great, but yes, she can hit those notes. I ~technically~ have a 3.5 octave range, but about 1.5 of those sound horrible. Which proves just because you can hit a note does not mean you should.

I’ve been rewatching Parks & Rec and there are so many parallels between Hillary and Leslie. It’s like they knew this was gonna happen.

Oh, fuck. Donald Trump is proof for MRAs that negging works. GREAT.

And somehow, she is the golddigger, according to the internet.

“is” was good. The verb always agrees with the subject never the object (exception: there is/there are) even when it sounds totally weird and not right.

ETA: Just realized making “thing” “things” would have solved all of this. Now I feel dumb and wish I could delete my comment but I can’t. Anyway, hope you enjoyed your…

Same! O frabjous day!

I will hazard a guess and say the OP is either not a linguist or shitty one.

Oh man, there are too many to pick a favorite. But one I recently really liked was this, because it hit really close to home for me:

Joanna wins. I don’t even have to read the rest.

Someone tagged Chelsea in the comments to this article on facebook. I went to her profile and discovered we have mutual friends and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

If it’s going to be a published paper, then you absolutely have to cite it. If it’s just for a class, then you’re supposed to ask your teacher first if you can use your work from previous classes in the assignment. If they give you the okay, then in my opinion, I don’t think you really have to. The problem you want to…

Now I just want January Jones as Esther Greenwood. She’d be perfect.

She is playing Brooklyn on Aug 7!