Seconded. Only my hair is kind of like the Marsala color so I feel I can’t wear similar-color clothing otherwise I look like a bad Melisandre cosplay. But yeah, pastels look pretty bad on me. Deep jewel tones ftw.

Ugh yes can we talk about Jessie’s awful parenting? Youngest son watches her stab a person to death with scissors and gets traumatized, she bakes him cookies instead of talking about it. Same son gets scared that zombies are invading their home, she tells him “just pretend to be brave, ok?”. Jesus. No wonder your kids…

I’m going to miss you most of all! How will I know if I should love or hate the products in my beauty boxes?! Honestly, sometimes I wait to try them until I read your column. Is that weird? I don’t care. <3 you!

If you are the type of person who gets sick often for whatever reason, find out if your insurance (that you hopefully have!) lets you do “intermittent disability.” For example, if you suffer from frequent migraines, you can take temporary leaves here and there. It’s unpaid, though, but it pretty much saved me from…

This really goes to show that you’re either pro-choice, or you’re pro-illegal/unsafe abortion. I read that somewhere (possibly from another Jezebel commenter) and it has stuck with me ever since.

Thousands? Last I heard it was only dozens. I guess people are more comfortable coming out as nevernude now. Good for them!

I know quite a few cats who like being pet against the grain!

It is creepy how they all look like the same person.

Ugh she is so beautiful—another reason why it’s good that they didn’t make her wear long wavy hair extensions like the other models. The short hair shows off her amazing cheekbones!

I agree. Based on collections alone, Kelly had it in the bag. But I understand why PR chose Ashley. They said she’s going to be doing “groundbreaking stuff” and it's true. Kelly will no doubt be on All Stars and hopefully win that, just like Mondo before her.

Welp, guess I’m spending my Saturday learning Swahili. Asante sana!

The conditioning worked. I need a new coffee pot but refuse to get one until I receive another coupon in the mail.

Pretty much same here.

Oh god, I hope no one ever judges me for what I wear at home: bleach-stained old shirts that used to be my husband’s that are somehow always covered in cat hair, and cutoff shorts I made out of old leggings with holes in them.

Yes! I feel like if you can’t have that conversation with your partner, then you aren’t actually ready to take that step.

I will never stop dressing up for Halloween! Since we got married, my husband and I have been doing family costumes with our cats. Last year we were the Belchers. This year I’m going to be Daenerys, and he and my two cats are all going to be dragons. He got an adult dragon costume that looks like it’s made for…

So, I guess you could say the rumors were all just a bunch of...

I’m so sorry about your departed beloved asshole cat. Asshole cats are the best cats.

If it helps, the proper linguistics term is “creaky voice”, which is a more accurate name for it.

No, we can’t just go around changing things for women, silly! Us women are the ones who have to change ourselves, by spending thousands of dollars on painful and risky surgery trying to fit unrealistic ideals of youth and beauty!