Oh god, I hope no one ever judges me for what I wear at home: bleach-stained old shirts that used to be my husband’s that are somehow always covered in cat hair, and cutoff shorts I made out of old leggings with holes in them.

I think he said he was vegan until the goat cheese? Either way, as a vegetarian/vegan he should know that goats aren’t magical creatures that just make milk without having given birth first. That goat was all by itself. What happened to her kids/the buck that knocked her up then, writers? Hmm?

Yes! I feel like if you can’t have that conversation with your partner, then you aren’t actually ready to take that step.

I will never stop dressing up for Halloween! Since we got married, my husband and I have been doing family costumes with our cats. Last year we were the Belchers. This year I’m going to be Daenerys, and he and my two cats are all going to be dragons. He got an adult dragon costume that looks like it’s made for…

So, I guess you could say the rumors were all just a bunch of...

I’m so sorry about your departed beloved asshole cat. Asshole cats are the best cats.

If it helps, the proper linguistics term is “creaky voice”, which is a more accurate name for it.

No, we can’t just go around changing things for women, silly! Us women are the ones who have to change ourselves, by spending thousands of dollars on painful and risky surgery trying to fit unrealistic ideals of youth and beauty!

Hey, Mr. President...

Ugh tell me about it. The next twelve months are going to be such a headache if the last few months are any indication. I don’t remember it happening this early last presidential election. It’s kind of like how businesses start advertising for christmas earlier and earlier each year. Can’t we just enjoy halloween and…

I get it. I think I’m just getting tired of the blatant bias Jez seems to have against Bernie for no apparent reason.

Goddamnit. Why did I have to attract the troll?

So Bernie made a tweet about police brutality and Hillary only retweeted someone else but didn’t actually say anything yet “Clinton denounces” and “Bernie has yet to weigh in”. Okay, am I missing something?

Just like “the only moral abortion is the one I made my mistress(es) get.”

I saw a headline a few years ago that called First Lady Michelle Obama “Obama’s baby mama”.

“Sometimes you have to clear the weeds to let everything grow” and then sometimes you need to just look at the flowers.

Carol would sacrifice herself for the greater good. She does everything for the greater good. Last season she almost single-handedly saved the group from Terminus. She knew she could have died doing that but did it anyway.

They had run into each other before last season.

This happens to me a lot and I really thought something was wrong with me. I don’t have much else to say except thank you so much for this article, and I hope others who thought the same way I did feel better about it now, too.