Although winter is obviously the worst, this article was so beautifully written! Fall’s okay, because pumpkin things, but I love walking around half naked in crop tops and shorts too much, hence Summer > Fall. Also I'm a teacher so I'm v biased.

Agreed—I would kill for gorgeous curls like that!

Well that’s unsettling. I’m married and go by Ms. I honestly had no idea about the divorce connotation with it. I must confuse a lot of people!

I think this means your cat needs a friend (or four)!

Omg those pink jellies. I’m just wanna eat them! Omnomnomnom.

I did not know Tom Hardy was English.

Wait so does that mean you’re Peele?!!

I am laughing way too hard at the image in my head right now of someone squatting to birth their vagina potato.

The writer of the article (not the Oscar producers) mentioned Tina and Amy as a possibility, and also Key and Peele!

No mention of Scorpius Malfoy?

I need to know what movie this gif is from for... reasons...

I meet all of these qualifications. But I can't bring myself to leave my two cat children at home for long stretches of time :(

I’m taking “there might be a war on what’s inside of women” to mean that Ben Carson is acknowledging that conservatives are confused about female anatomy.

Yes! White Man/White Man 2016! Or maybe we should aim for 2020... HELLary Clinton will probably take away the position because men can’t have anything anymore. Because we live in a gynocracy.*

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

I’ve just been been un-greyed after 4+ years of commenting, and now seems like a good time to use my newly acquired powers to both express my love for Kesha and celebrate joining the pit!

I am very torn between adopting and giving birth to my future spawn, but damn. I’m in my 20s and already incontinent and have a variety of vaginal issues. I’m pretty sure giving birth would just destroy me at this point. This article pretty much seals the deal for me.

It would be up to them. Maybe they’ll combine names and make a new name. Maybe they will pick one maternal name and one paternal name. Or maybe they’ll just pick the name that sounds the best. I understand hyphenating is good in the short term and it gets more complicated when hyphenated children grow up and start…

My husband and I did exactly that. We were both going to hyphenate, but then we got lazy and just decided to keep our last names. No way was I going to be the only one changing my name! Our children will have hyphenated last names. It really is the only truly equal thing to do.