I need to know what movie this gif is from for... reasons...

I meet all of these qualifications. But I can't bring myself to leave my two cat children at home for long stretches of time :(

I’m taking “there might be a war on what’s inside of women” to mean that Ben Carson is acknowledging that conservatives are confused about female anatomy.

Yes! White Man/White Man 2016! Or maybe we should aim for 2020... HELLary Clinton will probably take away the position because men can’t have anything anymore. Because we live in a gynocracy.*

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

I’ve just been been un-greyed after 4+ years of commenting, and now seems like a good time to use my newly acquired powers to both express my love for Kesha and celebrate joining the pit!

I am very torn between adopting and giving birth to my future spawn, but damn. I’m in my 20s and already incontinent and have a variety of vaginal issues. I’m pretty sure giving birth would just destroy me at this point. This article pretty much seals the deal for me.

It would be up to them. Maybe they’ll combine names and make a new name. Maybe they will pick one maternal name and one paternal name. Or maybe they’ll just pick the name that sounds the best. I understand hyphenating is good in the short term and it gets more complicated when hyphenated children grow up and start…

My husband and I did exactly that. We were both going to hyphenate, but then we got lazy and just decided to keep our last names. No way was I going to be the only one changing my name! Our children will have hyphenated last names. It really is the only truly equal thing to do.

I was trying to summarize my thoughts on this article, and you beat me to it. Well said!

If you cover up her eyebrows, she looks like Kim Kardashian :x

I went to a catholic school in NJ and I actually had thought sex ed wasn’t too bad there compared to other religious schools... but yeah, I either missed out on an anatomy lesson or they just didn’t cover it!

I seriously thought this until like, a year ago. I always felt weird about any clitoral stimulation because I thought I’d get a UTI from it!

Predictably, sex has been WAYYYY better since discovering that no, pee does not come from out of there and it’s perfectly fine to touch/get touched there.

This, absolutely. I got a black onyx and sapphire ring and I fucking love it so much. It’s not as big, sparkly or in-your-face as all of my friends’ diamond rings [sidenote: huge rocks look SO tacky to me!], but it looks so special. An added bonus: it didn’t cost 3 months’ salary!

I was completely baffled by this whole video, but especially when this shitstain managed to garble “WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!” after trying to tell this family that they’re not allowed to speak Spanish...

I’m a bit disappointed that I got the Luxe de Mer cleanser instead of toner this month from Petit Vour. I absolutely loved the MUN Anarose toner from their box a few months ago and wanted to buy the full size, but it costs $68 and I just can’t justify spending that much. I would have liked to try out the Luxe de Mer…

Meanwhile, men are allowed to walk around shirtless no matter how flabby/old/hairy they are.

Can confirm: I smell more and am way sweatier with shaven armpits than if there is hair there!

Idk but he and his friend clearly don’t understand consent so he’s probably cool with it.