How does “a small amount of women use sex appeal for views” equal anything near “women who play games just do it for attention”? If your answer is “it doesn’t”, then your response to #4 was completely irrelevant.

Wow yeah you definitely can’t enjoy Shadow of the Colossus’ controls, this internet guy said they’re bad so they’re objectively bad. Forget that you liked them, he didn’t so you’re wrong.

Yeah, like they did with the Wii U...and Wii...and Gamecube...and Nintendo 64...and SNES...and NES...

I can’t tell if I should laugh or be worried that these seem to be your actual, unbridled opinions.

Beautiful. “No the comics aren’t bad ur just dum.” My favourite defense of all forms of media.

Well...yes. That’s kind of implied. If I say “man, steak is so good”, I’m not actually trying to imply it is objectively good. And if I say “Jared Leto’s Joker ruined Suicide Squad”, I’m expressing my opinion, not saying it’s a universally-proven truth (Suicide Squad was doomed with or without him :] ).

I mean, this is a blog.

Ah, yes, the singular entity “Nintendo” that deals with all aspects of business.

There’s no such thing as “offensive by objective standards”. Also no such thing as “objective morals”, but we don’t pardon folks for stabbing their neighbours.

I will gladly import those Joy-Co—THAT PRO CONTROLLER WHAT, I NEED IT

I think he’s just saying that it feels like just starting a new game of Destiny, not like a whole new game.

I’m pretty sure it’s official via Nintendo that each individual one is a Joy-Con. I use two Joy-Cons to play Breath of the Wild.

Why are you so upset about this being brought up? Nobody said it was a must, nobody said it was world-changing, view-shattering, earth-rattling, it’s just a cool feature. Can we not talk about cool features? Is there a certain level between “cool feature” and “cured cancer” where we’re allowed to talk about things?…

I don’t like this idea that good games aren’t worth paying more than a few dollars for, though. If I can get Nintendo-quality games on mobile for $10 that aren’t trying to penny-and-dime me, I’ll gladly pay (and did).

Dawg I fought him without counter-attacks and it didn’t take very long.

I mean...why didn’t Link age? He was trapped in a magical stasis, much like Zelda.

I hate when people spend amounts of money I don’t approve of on games that don’t fit my subjective view of fun.

I hate when video game blogs post about popular games. It’s awful. Blogs should only post about what I like.

I mean, it’ll still work eventually.

Of all the games to run in 4K, Minecraft seems the most inconsequential since it’s hardly about graphics.