More like Charlie Hummina Hummina.

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

ASkfjdhbsadfkjhbFdswfkjhbsdfdksjhbf The following is an actual comment on the TMZ link about Ronda Rousey:

Also hoping the media backlash against Holm—who had been predicted to go down hard—is nonexistent.

I’m not sure about the photoshopping. Kim had probably taken off her waist trainer a minute before, and her body looks great, but reasonably so?

I used to “beat up” little boys. Who, much to my benefit, heeded their parents’ “Don’t hit girls” rule. My UFC year was second grade, so not much damage was inflicted. My reign of terror came to an ignoble end when I went to punch [redacted], tripped on my shoelaces and busted open my own chin

That’s terrible. I can’t imagine what it would be like to never feel safe.

Selena Gomez’s situation is really scary. Stalkers are terrifying beyond words in terms of how close they often get to their target.

Did...did he just victim blame France?

Well it starts when your period is latte...

I had a similar thought. It’s shitty, but totally possible that he assumed she was just another “crying drunk chick.”

“She was not necessarily all that unwilling, but at the age of 12 it doesn’t matter,” said Kelly.

I think you need this.

Equating the bill with this situation makes you a horrible fucking person.

Just to make people fucking furious, here are some of the comments on the news website where the article is posted. Some of these were the most visible. Fuck. These. People.

This is a lovely point with excellent language. “Compliant” is not the same thing as “Consenting.” Also, “Embryo” is not the same thing as “Baby.”

I may be stuck on Mars with nothing to eat but potatoes grown in my own shit, but at least I ain’t in Houston.

Houston is KILLIN’ IT today.

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