The gender reveal cake— cut it open, and instead of finding blue or pink cake, it's Velveeta.

*Imagines IT’S A QUESADILLA balloons at the baby shower*

Finest kind there. It was perfect without the ending and then perfect became something new.

Fuck. If I actually felt hungry and thought I could keep it down, I ate it. I think I actively avoided blue cheese just because it seemed like such a flagrantly bad idea (moldy food from other countries), but otherwise the sky was the limit. If anybody ever suggested otherwise, I probably would have eaten them too.

Yes, I love my little parasites and I want them to be healthy and happy. If you think they don’t occasionally eat crappy cereal now that they are no longer little tapeworms surviving off what I eat, then you are quite mistaken. Yet no one cares now that they aren’t plugged into me for life support. That tells me that…

Solidarity, Tracy. With my first, the only thing that didn't make me puke all the things was bread and cheese. How I didn't give birth to a quesadilla still remains a mystery.

This obsession over eating correctly is hilarious to me. FFS, humans spent most of their evolutionary time eating bone marrow out of carrion and most of their historical time starving to death and doing hard labor. Humanity managed to carry on. So I’m guessing that, as a species, we’re probably realllllly not that…

Excepting the damage it does to the roof of your mouth. 50 grit sandpaper would do less harm (it wouldn’t be as delicious though).

I almost wish someone had criticized my food choices during any of my three pregnancies. They would have learned more about hyperemesis gravidarum than they ever wanted to know.

I feel years ahead of my time. Long before Reeses cereal I would mix Cocoa Puffs and Peanutbutter Capn Crunch.

a lot of babies get jaundice and they turned out fine

Then probably rent sumo suits and battle strangers

Then I’m gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I’ve been meaning to take

I like her.

<Grin> Thanks. I had some fun with this one.

Let’s be fair here. I studied archaeology in school and have worked on several digs, so I am coming from a place of some knowledge. And I’m afraid that I have to agree that having an all-female team *had* to have been a publicity stunt of some sort, and does in fact lead to some questions about the validity of their…

The prescient point being, these scientists discovered an unknown human species. No article, no disgruntled scientist can take that away. That is history. It’s done.

Well he’s definitely a cancer on society.

Ahh Bill Cosby. It all seems so obvious in hindsight.

Yes because there is no fuckin' way that a group of women could be scientists or care about discovering stuff, that's man shit. Publicity stunt? Get fucked!

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