Could be Coyote fluid.

I doubt it takes long for that car to get up to that speed. As to whether or not you could do 125 on that road, we already answered that question when they hit the tree.

Dumb response

The look is coming back, particularly for his demographic.

I agree. I vote Jalopnik send him a sticker so he can get a Jalopnik bump on that mower.

The metric system is better.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

Literally everyone employed by McLaren’s F1 racing division, you silly rabbit.

“Gas near me”

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

OMG my first COTD win! I am the happiest boy in the whole wide world!

Seller took his new dealer license down to Manheim Auctions, bought a cheap Panamera with needs, he polished away those needs, and now flips it to the first sucker who doesn’t do his homework. And he writes a misleading ad to prove his lack of honesty.

What a no-good bastard. At that price, it’s CP.

As-fucking-if.

They should get fired, but they won’t.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

“Oh my god, Becky, look at her Wing.”

It doesn’t rhyme with either of those words in the slightest.