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Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

This was fucking domestic terrorism.

Orloved. FIFY.

Everyone: “So, Kristen, tell us how it really went down.”

Later, at a bar:

Old school boxy Foresters with turbos...love those cars.

2005 Subaru Forester XT. Seats 5, wagon, faster than a 350z, room for lots of groceries, available with three pedals (like mine)unique and a total sleeper. And it can off-road well even when lowered. I bought mine with 160k miles for $6,500 and that was 4 years ago. It has never let me down.

What?!? No, i just picked her from her parents house, busy road and all that. She was TRYING to look cute.

Yes, but that’s why he couldn’t stop at the end of the race to give Johnny Tran his car, that lead to the whole misunderstanding and got him killed in the end. Had he just shaved weight elsewhere and kept the brakes, maybe Dom wouldn’t have gone quite so berserk and we could have avoided all the other F&F movies.

Mmmmmm...titanium and inconel.....is engi-rection a word?

I think I know the price of a Singer with one of these.

I’m afraid you’ve got your history backwards there, my friend.

Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

That’s why they abolished the draft, man.

Ahhhh, and now I know why someone sent me pictures of this tire and asked me what I think happened to it. Just from the pictures I said it looked like the tire was rotted and blew out. I thought it was a weird ass random thing for one of my friends to ask me about.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Now playing

Early 1960s: Ferruccio Lamborghini puts one of his tractor parts in a Ferrari.

Welp, time to call a tow truck.