maybe in a velodrome.

nah those wheels are great my friend

“He was able to escape and get into another car, which he drove to a car wash. After that all charges were suddenly dropped”

I’m waiting for something like the F420X XXXXTremeX xXx*edition*xXx as a car name. It’s the name plants crave.

This seems like as good a place as any to remind people that a Vickers gun once fired 5 million rounds without breaking down. It took 7 days.

You can eat off of any engine bay if you’re just less picky about things.

Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry

All the monies...I bet it’s easily over a $1,000/mo.

Being able to depend on it. Driving a car and wondering when it’s going to break down or what’s going to fall off makes driving more stressful than fun.

More political race coverage? Can’t you just stick with cars?!

Not all yellows are created equal. The marshals we’re only displaying a single hanging yellow which indicates a hazard OFF TRACK and only requires you to lift as you approach and restricts passing. Because of the recovery truck, they should have been displaying a double waved yellow which indicates the track is…

Uhh, this wasn’t Formula E.

Do you have proof that they are not one in the same?

“...the Lord Jesus will kill with the breath of his mouth...”

The Rusty Cactus would be a great saloon name.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.