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NPOCP is gonna be really interesting in a few years at this rate.

“Technically legal is the best kind of legal

Did he call it a nine eleven or a nine one one? Because that would be icing on the cake

“Well, it said police charity and it really wasn’t specific,” Messerich said, in response to whether there’s perhaps a rule preventing the department from donating it to a charity organization. “ The police department certainly accepts donations from the public and businesses, so we put it in the police donation fund.”

So why did I just watch a video of cops executing pit maneuvers? Those are two cars that by definition have to get tangled up

Quality video, touching tribute. I remember the crash at WGI at 1:21 because all you could see was a giant ploom of dust.

Make those red accents yellow and you’ve got yourself a deal

Porch Boxer

Lanesplitting works particularly well for ambulances too

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think it is that difficult to not hurt someone.

You’re correct. We take used oil and hydraulic filters, there’s old dry at the bottom of the drum for any leakers.

I’m more disappointed at people who are unable to comprehend the decimal point in an MSRP.

“61 Chevy Bel-Air Convertible, a ’68 Camaro, and six Corvettes”

Can’t lie, reading titty made me giggle

I gotta apologize I thought it was Lewis Hamilton with Richard Petty. Got a little hype, can’t lie.

Didn’t you guys hear that? The ghost train guy would’ve used a ghost train.

Alternative proposal: Grand Tour GPS

Geep-flarpa-durkle someone’s gonna get laid in college

Is it tearing up your heart?