Can anyone in the office play an instrument?

BUSTED

Will Jalopnik buy a kit car and build it to auto cross with?

TWO SCREENS?! Moneybags over here, I just move close until my peripherals are full and my retinas are bleeding.

I second this notion, let’s get riggity-riggity-wrecked!

Because they either:

I think it’s pretty cool

You win the “Tastefully Modded Subaru of the Century Award” congratulations.

“Mashed the electric then tried to escape the blame by blaming the car?”

*cough* Accord Wagon concept *cough*

Hasn’t Jalopnik done multiple pieces on how “unintended acceleration” is usually the driver mashing the wrong pedal? Couple that with the fact that it is an electric power train and I can understand how there is an illusion that “the car did it I was trying to stop it.”

This is exactly how cars and coffee incidents happen

Somebody cornered a very very very niche market

I admire his restraint, in GTA I run over everyone I see then hide under the pier.

TL;DR: Rich guy has rich guy problems and solves them in a rich guy way.

It’s going to get the Plymouth Prowler treatment in the US probably.

Super bummed this wasn’t filed under “Helicopterlopnik”

I liked the ARX-03B in forza 4, I am interested in what this will sound like when it runs.

Not sure German Racewars is something they should be having a festival for, let alone a forum.

It helps ensure you fill that third row of seating you HAD to have