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His body hit the ground before he even heard the “sorry”

I use it at the end of the semester like Popeye eats spinach

5th gear: how about training people to not be assholes when it says lane closed in one mile or a skynet style takeover of the cars steering and engine to make the dickshit merge? (This annoys me to no end in case you were curious)

Secretly bummed it wasn’t a Camry, I had a grounded to the ground gif lined up.

Hmmm it’s like the system works well but requires some user interaction. Like having a dog.

Why yes, there’s a whole article above you that tells you!

Subaru: TASTE THE RAINBOW

Oh I have one! He got in and drove away and I haven’t seen him in 20 years.

Coming soon in an understeery cloud of smoke to a Cars and Coffee near you!

Amazingly, I haven’t had a problem with Fox Sports Go and I’ve been on all day.

“Hundred thousand dollar fucking car dood” and thanks to depreciation it costs as much as a DougCar

Praise be to the Octane Gods

It’s the best math, this math is so good. I should know I know good math when I see it, I have an eye for it, it comes naturally to me. My opponent has terrible math, worst I’ve ever seen.

“The World’s Smallest Flying Car” turned into “The World’s Most Average Scam”

Rhodium trim with Panda fur stitching, apparently.

Porsche

I know what you mean, they don’t need characters to have a show that’s what made New Old Top Gear so great. They had three guys acting like themselves. Let Chris Harris be calm and slide and narrate in that soothing British, that’s the reason people watch his videos on YouTube millions of times.

Chrysler-Lamborghini IT’S EVOLVING!!

MDGA

It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away