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Get that “mad EcoBoost™ power yo”

I’ve used it as a bed, bar, grill, and one time a bathroom. I just can’t trust farts anymore...

Narrator: “Just when you thought they were done”

I needed to get parts for the house and then it hit me

Can we have a thread of the day?

Me, there are speed limits

Profile of the driver based on the cars:

Obligatory

What is the correct term for a group of Fiesta STs?

I didn’t know you could spell Florida “Texas”

“Son, my father taught me this and now I’m gonna pass it on to you.”

The guy who can afford to buy, but can't afford to run

Fisticuffs = Good old Canadian justice

How about that move from Ricciardo on Bottas! It was so ballsy even Verstappen wouldn't do it two laps later on Perez.

I talked to some members of the Ferrari owners club who were there for track days. One guy in particular was upset because they annually book Labor Day weekend and Indycar has snatched that up until 2018.

It was repaved last summer following the NASCAR race, every series even has broken records by at least 2 seconds.

The Ninety grandstand at the very top, you get a great view of the front straight, the 90, and the esses

The unprecedented access you get at IMSA events is great

Just another thing trying to kill you in ‘straya

I feel dirty every time I see naked carbon *waddles awkwardly to the bathroom*