autozoner
Yes, I work at AutoZone. No, it sucks.
autozoner

I’m the kid who wishes I was making $13 at Autozone

Plus labor

Be a thinker, use your blinker

9 and 3 or seriously?

Considering how much plastic is in that car, Hasbro?

How fast will it be going in the right lane during rush hour with it’s turn signal on?

A special jacket that does up in the back?

That's what happens when you let Autozone change your battery

I just talked to the Trooper that arrested him yesterday

Damn

Bismillah, no! We will not let you go!

Is this from Kim Davis’s time with Greenpeace?

Cruisin down the street in my 164

Low tire pressure

Your first car