“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

WOOO HOOO!! After all these years my very first COTD!! :)

Designers forgot the back end on that one!

Let it go.

You need torque if you are going to start out in a high gear.

Never thought I’d look at a Smart car and think about approach and departure angles.

well, things didn’t go great on its debut

*Mechanical Turbochargers

My God, what has happened to her face? She’s still only 32 years old. Just so absurdly beautiful in the “Mean Girls” era and she did...that to her face.

A court decision like this could cause someone to spiral into a pattern of destructive behaviour.

Member clutches? I member

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

This dealer will probably do like other dealers do, like in Colorado, they will replace the broken glass and repair some of the bigger dents but leave the rest in and reduce the prices and sell the cars AS-IS in regards to cosmetics. John Elway’s dealerships have made it like normal yearly sales events.

RIP Toys ‘R’ Us. May your little pieces of paper needed to buy video game live forever.

Turtleneck Lover wasn’t getting off on uncut cocks. She was getting off on the taboo of fucking a married dude.

Wait, so people died, and the government is immediately halting that thing, and investigating further to prevent more deaths?

Agreed; portrait mode is our human shame.

#COTD