190D??? 80ish hp when new, iirc I love my old diesel MB, but still not old enough to have patience for this. I test-drove a NA MB diesel. Nope. Bought a 300SD instead. Mind you, I love the look, but I’m just not into leading  involuntary parades of impatient people

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Four bags of mulch inside for less than 10 minutes lead to a week of it smelling a like a horse farted in the trunk.

Bet he's going to try to claim it was on autopilot..

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Good point. All wagons should be shooting brakes.

How do you do hand brake turns then? Girls love hand brake turns.

Just drive a 911 backwards

Remember, I was in a backyard of three-inch deep mud. That Jeep wasn’t going anywhere fast. And with its flat tires, even if it did get a bit of traction, it’d come to a stop in short order. That was a non-issue.

The carb leaked all over the place via the power valve. So at the very least, it needed that replaced. And since the thing was filled with fire extinguisher dust, it needed a cleaning anyhow. Anyone would have rebuilt that carb at that point.

And why the heck not try to put the Jeep into reverse just to see if it’ll…

I’ve got both sides down...

I’m not a fan of the CR-V. It doesn’t seem like a very useful vehicle configuration, and I won’t defend it.
But I will step in to defend vaginas. I don’t think they deserve the association you’ve created. Unlike the CR-V, they are quite useful.

The Honda Vagina.......I mean CRV. Each generation is uglier than the last and they’re just really mobile obstacles. The Honda Civic Hybrid is second because the owners bought them thinking they’d get great gas mileage, then didn’t so they had to drive even slower to compensate!

This Corolla was in the same class as the CRX. But RWD so that pretty much means it wins.