Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

You’re a 90s kid and own a house? Where did I go wrong?

As an owner of 2 Porsches that lives in Montana, I hate these comments unless we’re sure he’s not actually living in Montana... Just sayin.

That’s a man who has his priorities in proper alignment.

The way this thing is spec’d, I think it’s focused more on the recreational user, not the commercial user.

Promising concept!

It’s part of the fun! I leave my roll of quarters on the ledge where the timer is so I can add more time quickly.

Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

I love how everyone commenting on your facebook post doesn't like it because it doesn't have a v8. Forgot that dick size is related to how many cylinders it has.

These are just going to CRUSH the potholes on I-10 between Katy and Houston, where most of them will spend their entire lives.

How to devalue your Corvette for a mere $327!

Dear Ferrari,

That's just heartbreaking. My thoughts and prayers are with Michael and his family.

Explaining this one to everyone under the age of 40 is mildly entertaining.

The wait to start light found on dodge diesels

The artwork is a little 5-minute-photoshop, but I can definitely refine it. The idea, however, is there:

How Red Bull Racing F1 cars are actually made:

I like the decal, it's well done and I find it funny. According to Jeremy Clarkson (pictured), it shows the true usage of a pickup truck.

You should ask for your money back.