That aint a good thing. Seriously. 

You need to have your oven checked. Upper and lower heat are out off wack. 

Thank you for not making this a slideshow. Everyone hates slideshows and those metrics aren’t fooling anyone.

I like to make sausage rolls with jalapeno-cheddar smoked sausages and the Hawaiian crescent rolls.  But I like mine a little more browned than the examples shown.

America, you are flying too close to the sun.

1. Take it in both hands.

This, 100%. The Chicken they sell is so tasty! 

If you open a ketchup packet from (choose any fast food place) put the ketchup on a small plate, leave it on the counter for three or four days it will get sweeter and it will get darker in color. It will also lose a bit of its volume. The vinegar very slowly evaporates causing the changes. 

I have used those tubs before, they are NOT easy to open lol.

I may be jaded, but I think he probably found that 20% of their user base being willing to pay for a meaningless badge was a definite profit center.

He doesn’t; not since he found out he could use them manipulate share prices and public opinion that will result government selling him NASA for $50 lest the get his with the populist backlash.

As someone who tried twitter for about 3 weeks 8 years ago I find it hilarious how so many people who spend a lot of time in online comment sections can’t wrap their head around twitter, why it appeals to some people... and the fact someone being incredibly online in one way is somehow incredibly different (to the poin…

I miss White Hen.

Finally someone who didn’t fall for that Biafra cheated the band nonsense

KwikTrip’s $5 chicken-on-Monday’s has been $6 for a few months now. Same reason Pick’nSave’s 2-for-$10 is now 2-for-$12.

Sad to hear. I loved them as an impressionable youth.

Dead Kennedys are awesome so it is really a bummer to hear Biafra did that.   RIP to cool punk rocker.  

Never forget that lame-ass official Dead Kennedys twitter account that was thanking Romney for “standing up” to Trump

We need more of the Japanese 7-11 foods.