I think it’s because I live in central WI that the bartender wanted to put olives in my old fashioned. 

yep, you’re not from middle wisconsin.

Hmm, I wonder if this is more like Sex in the Driveway from Home Movies*, or more like an Old Spanish* from 30 Rock (and Mad Men).

A bit before the pandemic I was excited to have a new cocktail bar in my neighborhood. Until they had to get a recipe book out to look up the Manhattan that they put on their menu, then garnished with olives instead of cherries. I never went back, and the place soon rebranded as a nightclub. Cocktails were clearly not…

A local bar here wanted to put olives in my rye old fashioned, sweet, no fruit.

There’s a bar near me that has fries drizzled with garlic butter. They are quite good.

Hollandaise is incredible on fries— which is basically just mayonnaise made with butter instead of oil.

The UK don’t put malt vinegar on skinny fries, we only do that with chunky chips.

One of my biggest regrets from moving out of Pennsylvania 2 years ago is that I don’t get to vote for Fetterman. I just have to vote vicariously through my friends there.

Mine too. As a fellow Pennsylvanian, I approve this message. 

I bought a Wegner’s sticker today, since I don’t live in PA. 

Best way to drink it? Don’t.

The best way to drink diet coke is not. Water. No one needs this.

Oh, I thought drinking it with your mouth would be the best way.

Diet Coke is poison.  The best way to drink it is to not.

Some McD’s still use bagged syrups, and some have switched to the heinous paper straw

My Fetterman yard sign is going up Labor Day weekend, they can have some of my vote casting glory too! :)

He should be in prison. I recall when he was called before a Congressional Committee to answer for shucking his fake remedies, that they were so deferential to him. I guess it was because he was a tv doctor?

“Guys, that’s $20 for crudités, and this doesn’t include the tequila,”