Am drunk on beer. Could eat a whole chicken now.

Addendum: Is not scoop of ice-cream but single or maybe two cones worth of soft serve per 1/2 can (6 oz) of Coca-Cola etc. Thx Claire for clarification!

Dairy Queen’s “frosted coke” is best fast food chain beverage on/off menu. Is blended coke/van ice float shake. Not sure 🤔 of exact ratio* of each but is delicious!! Nowadays tho, You gotta explain it to the drive thru person cause they generally won’t understand/know about the DQ blended/frosted coke-float! Order…

Addendum: Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood [2019] is purdy Damn Good also! :-|

Hello. Quentin Tarantino is an ugly asshole with a foot fetish. Fact. Nonetheless, Inglourious Basterds [2009] & Django Unchained [2012] are *Top 5* movieflicks. Fantastic Films! Btw, am currently watching Pulp Fiction on dvd via Free Library Phila last couple days.. & has been struggle to finish, etc. <— Current…

Jeez. Waitron nightmares are the worst!!

Drink green tea ;-)

Triscuits! Always an *excellent* cracker choice!! :-)

Hey Elon Musk— Am available to be be twitter CEO. Both my accounts — @autoacne & @autoacne1 have been permanently banned. How much is the sakary & benefits?? Do I get a red-haired ‘Donna’ associative assistant?? Or is that too much to ask? Hello Nanette Farias!! :-)

Was mandatory for Houlihan waitrons to work the turkey Thanksgiving shifts which totally sucked.

“Well the old AVClub of course.” <— That was around when skeezehead Jimmie Spammerfella bought this kinja sh*t & destroyed everything cause his right-wing friends were pissed off @ the comments section of prime-time Deadspin ragging & making fun of all the stupid rich Republican f*ckheads, ie Spammerfella’s friends &…

🙏 Hello Svend!! :-) 🌮✌️👋😎 I tracked You!! Happy Holidays!! Okay, Over/Out!!

Hey Claire! :-) Happy Holidays!! Have been in Tx past few weeks visiting Family & will return home (Philadelphia) in about a wk or so, etc. Btw, tongue ie ‘lengua’, chicharron/tripe, & chorizo/eggs are my three favorite breakfast tacos. Fact.

Harvey is always there. Meghan not so much.

Yeah, apologies. Was unfortunate ‘beer-drunk’ comment post :-/

Hello ACR :-) Very much enjoy Your ‘Skillet’ food articles!! You are the now food ‘Heavy Weight Lifter’ writer ;-) & good one too! Fact. “Recently” (not really) talked/txted/twitted our fave food/dead-drop weight lifter supreme/broke ankle :-( Kinja Queen Claire re: Skillet site ie —> Claire said she said had no input…

Relics - 1971 compilation (subtitle: A Bizarre Collection of Antiques & Curios)

During highschool years, prolly soph or jr days, when got home made pancakes daily (btw: only for coupla wks or months maybe) & maids/household help totally hated how messed up left kitchen ie am lazy f*cker who didn’t do dishes, pots, saucer dishes etc. They (maids) even complained when put clean clothes in ‘dirty…

*Hey Claire :-) You are such a damn good writer, humorous too, plus lab biology/chemist college degreed!! Also, Yr sentence structure is excellent!! [French kiss!] Okay, Over/Out.

GBV - A Crick Uphill [2000]