Oh my god that would be amazing

"Captain Sisko, you've received a new message on your private terminal."

Stupid councilors need the most attention!

It's ideas like this that make me salivate for a true 21st Century Trek series.

Yeah, it's just a different species. That's my explanation. Either that or he was lying in "The Host".

Having Quark suddenly be in love with Jadzia seemed like a writer going "shit, what the hell are we going to have Armin Shimmerman DO for the rest of the series?"

Fuck, now I'm imagining Woody Allen as Dax.

But isn't Trill a Federation member world, and don't all Federation member worlds have to agree to protect fundamental rights of sentience, like the right to control your own body, and AGH STAR TREK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SOMETIMES.

I see what you're saying, but wrapping up the show and doing justice to a brand-new character… it's just hard.

That's my problem with Ezri—why did she agree to take on the symbiont in the first place? Is is cultural conditioning, or a social taboo to never let a symbiont die?

Well, this convinced me to do something I've been meaning to do for a long time: buy the complete Roseanne on DVD.

I have heard that 100% of gay people eat food!

Unrelatedly, I should really pick that show back up.

Me too! I've listened to that song a bunch of times since last week.

I do, all the time, but no one listens to the crazy man yelling at himself on the G train.

Thanks! Yeah, I, uh… sometimes I'm surprised by my co-host, is all.

Yes. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

Oh sorry, I didn't mean that people disliked "Family", just that it's claim to fame sometimes is "Star Trek without the sci-fi" instead of "this is a great episode of television".

But we got "Family" out of it, so it all worked out.

I think we're supposed to infer that there is a male birth control pill in the future, not that it's a Wonder Twins style medical device.