I do. I like novelty t-shirts and supporting graphic designers.

This is Spongy's and my wedding song*.

The courthouse isn't that casual.

That would be be very funny, but I imagine ineffective.

I just feel like I have 30 minutes to run a marathon, you know.

I don't think they have a storefront. I am going to call my bank tomorrow and the seller after the bank. I am at the point where I am not above throw a fit for expedited shipping. I hate being that person, but I have to have my dress.

My wedding dress payment is still pending. I am worried that I won't get it in time.

What would your updated profile say?

http://i.imgur.com/EFuXwjX.png

Okay, let me get my ax.

I see it too, Spongy, and it is freaking me out.

More like average, but more than enough for me P.

I have comedy central set as my default channel. I am a lazy person.

A SpongyandBruised person.

you are wrong

Paul and I are in the next step of our relationship…. we are Facebook official.

Your hate of pie will be the biggest strain on our relationship.

1. Open Spaces (not crowds), driving, finger pricks, but not needles.
2. Nope, nothing really. I go to a lot of vaguely dangerous places by myself, but that doesn't count.
3. So, I’m licking jelly off my boyfriend… and all of a sudden I’m thinking… oh, my God, I’m turning into my mother. (Sarah Silverman)
4.Totally, I…

How am not supposed to like Jewish boys, with a name like Ariel?

I have a super huge crush on young Dustin Hoffman.