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Mythical Bestiality and incest all in a days work for AHS.

What? Is what I think happening actually happening.

Please let this observation be true.

Minotaur!!!!!!!

Boiling Baby Gravy. New band name?

I want Sarah Paulson's awesome pants.

Upping campy awesomeness with incest is like going from drinking orange juice to drinking rancid urine.

I dislike for both reasons. It is okay.

Why does this need to be a side plot?

Not because she is a bible thumper, but because of the way her lips were drawn on.

I find the bible thumper so unpleasant.

Zoey, this decision is a poor one.

I love Madison when she gets all angry.

The best kind of self-confidence is none.

I didn't think dislikes would get to me, but damn I don't just want to quit posting.

I was like it was filmed by a first year or something.

Ew! Fish eye lens.

It is so beautiful.

Frankenboyfriend's mom looks like if someone hired Connie Britton to play Janis Joplin in a biopic;