Spongy, I see that you are liking things, can you Skype?

Spongy, I see that you are liking things, can you Skype?

Holy Shit! It's a decimal!

Holy Shit! It's a decimal!

This is the best episode of Colbert in a long time. I mean, it is just super.

This is the best episode of Colbert in a long time. I mean, it is just super.

Rotary phone are in the top ten of my favorite things, so rotary brohans!

Rotary phone are in the top ten of my favorite things, so rotary brohans!

I gone to calling it "Disgust."

I gone to calling it "Disgust."

My Jimmy Dior trading card is going to be hundreds.

My Jimmy Dior trading card is going to be hundreds.

I am 450 pounds!

I am 450 pounds!

We will have a forum about Ryan Seacrest or Kim Kar-daze-ian…. I want a divorce…I am going to fix my toupee…Our number is at the bottom of the screen..Oh no, it's not.

We will have a forum about Ryan Seacrest or Kim Kar-daze-ian…. I want a divorce…I am going to fix my toupee…Our number is at the bottom of the screen..Oh no, it's not.

A cock was a… uh…vagina?

A cock was a… uh…vagina?

It is the humane thing to.

It is the humane thing to.