Spongy, why are you so easily pleased? Not every comment is a gem.

Spongy, why are you so easily pleased? Not every comment is a gem.

I what a t-shirt that says that for Christmas.

I what a t-shirt that says that for Christmas.

Ferguson could have a compelling and hilarious interview with a rock.

Ferguson could have a compelling and hilarious interview with a rock.

People can't keep leaving me! cries I need reasonable discussion and life-validating likes!

People can't keep leaving me! cries I need reasonable discussion and life-validating likes!

I want and evil twin! Find me an evil twin, minions…. oh shit, I'm the evil twin, aren't I?

I want and evil twin! Find me an evil twin, minions…. oh shit, I'm the evil twin, aren't I?

I CAN'T BACK YOU UP LADY, ALEXIS DENISOF IS VERY SEXY, DEEPLY EVEN.

I CAN'T BACK YOU UP LADY, ALEXIS DENISOF IS VERY SEXY, DEEPLY EVEN.

I love your traumatizing one, it made me want to get an extra fucked-p one, but, you know, I just went back tobaggels.

I love your traumatizing one, it made me want to get an extra fucked-p one, but, you know, I just went back tobaggels.

ADAM SCOTT!!!!!!

ADAM SCOTT!!!!!!

Well, I was in San Jose and this guy with enlarged testicles tried to get me to vote for Ralph Nader and this female gymnast that looked just like Alison Brie kidnapped me and took me to an A's game.

Well, I was in San Jose and this guy with enlarged testicles tried to get me to vote for Ralph Nader and this female gymnast that looked just like Alison Brie kidnapped me and took me to an A's game.

What, were they are from Eagleton?

What, were they are from Eagleton?