Maybe he’s going to deep fry it and eat it

Get well soon !

I was in for a week. Five days unable to sleep, I started to Hallucinate so they have me this horrible medicine that felt like being trapped in my own body while the injections of morphine couldn’t stop the pain. They couldn’t figure out why I kept getting worse. I couldn’t eat so they gave me ensure. The “roommate”…

Because it must have been true.

Rejuvahaaaaaaayyyyyy

I read “anal pregnancy” and I think that is it. Yep. Pretty sure.

She just molts. One of the perks of being a lizard person.

Whoa that blows my mind. I was in the hospital for a life threatening situation recently. Then it was a bit complicated. So when people asked me what it was and I told them they all seemed to think like “why were you there so long”. Translate that to “why don’t you look better”

Omg please make this story happen. It will just make all the right people really mad.

Imagine the UTIs she gets from sex with that monster.

“Threatened to kill her”

Sounds pretty American

I bet you are not even invited.

To me she could wear a trash bag and it would be beautiful. She’s just amazing.

She’s a beauty and an amazing talent in my opinion.

I need this outfit for every day. It’s the only way

It wasn’t raining. That was just to hide his hair. Was the day after his hair moved.

“On April 20, 2011, Melania appeared on the Joy Behar Show and backed up her husband’s allegationsthat Obama wasn’t born in the state of Hawaii like live birth records suggest.

But you probably see them be kind to each other. The probably don’t hire hookers to piss on them etc

Yelling while laughing and overfeeding you. And intimidating you just enough that you would definitely not not eat whatever weird ethnic food...