A bit late to the party

“When

I kind of like it in an ironic way. Like if it was spoken word. But not as like national policy.

Today was be best day but tomorrow I’m having pizza so that also be best day. Friday is be best day because I get drunker and Saturday is be best day because I don’t work.

I just keep seeing Eric Trump’s empty stare.

And if you’re not best you deserve to be called names on Twitter

Need more

America be best again

To be fair, this is a common practice at least back to Clinton. There’s stuff that persisted as “original” policy statements that persisted across three administrations.

I’m gonna need a bigger mouth

The fact this asshole tries to use a kinky lifestyle choice as a defense offends me even more. He’s trying to hide his mysogyny behind something he doesn’t get to claim.

Let’s not forget that in Florida that’s not hard to put together.

There are not enough drugs in the world to make me watch that shit.

No, no it’s cool. I was hoping my stomach would eat itself.

I’m talking about legally, not so someone can go on TMZ.

But you clearly have some sort of brain that functions.

It’s two people in a Giuliani marriage

All of that was so boring, I shit myself just to liven it up in here a bit.

Thanks Dad

Not high enough