It’s important that we know she’s hot, otherwise we have to write-off everything she says as the bitter crumbs of an unfuckable loser. Only pretty women can be objective or logical — all other women are too focused on the unmarriagability to have important things to say.

I’m a lurker, not a commenter, but 10/10 for Teflon Swift. Best name ever.

Is it me or is her voice really thin? During the chorus they add tracks/layers of her voice to make it sound full. But during the verse she basically talk-sings. I was explaining the concept of vocal track layering to my seven year old as I sat through my 8,358th viewing of Bad Blood. Then I played her Whitney’s I…

She’s apparently decided to set up a foundation to help with some of the animal conservation efforts on the continent. It was mentioned by one of her defenders on the last article about this. Sounds like rather bulshitty lip-service to me because she seems to have realized (or someone who works for her has) that this…

I think she realizes that internet outrage is ephemeral and that the loudest voices are also the ones that will continue to support her because they never let their self-righteousness interfere with their personal preferences.

Gather round one and all and hear tell of how Miley Cyrus raised on a TV show on a different Viacom TV channel persevered to make a fool of herself and host the VMAs some years later. What a triumph over adversity.

Miley, we get it. You are a BAD GIRL! You’re SO BAD.

I thirst for souls.

Honestly, you seem insane and borderline illiterate. Everyone on this thread is trying to explain that to you.

She talks like a popular girl who’s tryna fool everyone into thinking she’s real people. I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID AT PROM, BECKY, I’M NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THAT YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON.

You get it.