Seriously, Magary has been spitting straight fire after whatever happened to him, and I, for one, am here for it.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Hey the Pelicans coulda gotten the young core of a Laker team that, uh, just lost to the Pelicans without AD.

I’m astounded how terrible Deadspin’s takes have been on this across the board. I kind of wish there was an alternate Deadspin that could smugly blog about how fucking stupid Deadspin’s takes have been on this story

What the fuck do you people want? When the trade falls apart, you piss and moan about the Pelicans sitting Anthony Davis for the rest of the year. Then the Pelicans, thanks to an assist from Davis’ agent, are forced to play him. Then he leaves a game with an injury, and you bitch about how he should be put “back on…

“Ah McCain, the biggest hypocrite there is.”

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

It’s been getting easier.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

As connoisseurs of bad 80s locker room comedies know, Big Dick Nick is nothing original…

Your title refers to her as a hunter. She’s a poacher. Calling her a hunter is sorta like calling a shoplifter a ‘customer’.

Counterpoint: kickers add drama to the game.

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

What happened between yesterday when you wrote, “You can watch the whole cursed conversation below. Or you can go outside, breathe some fresh air, and pledge to make something meaningful out of your life.” and today when you write that everyone thinks Pelosi handed Trump his ass? 

Nah, because they already posted “Nice Job Idiots” with her photo holding Schumer’s face.

Are we gonna talk about how Nancy Pelosi gave no fucks about Trump’s bs or does that hurt your soul too much to admit she’s maybe not going to just hand over wall money?

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.