If I was in charge of a football team I would just line up all my athletes and they’d be naked. Then I’d play the national anthem and raise an American flag. If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut. Simple!

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

Can’t

Hero’s Quest (the original EGA version of Quest for Glory I) was without a doubt one of the most important games of my younger years. My heart broke when Sierra finally closed its doors after being bought out. Things were less magical for me when (the real) LucasArts and Sierra died.

I’ve always been a big Romo fan so this is kinda sad for me. I remember when all the haters thought he was a choke artist after he miffed that punt hold and whatever. Good call idiots. He’s the top fantasy quarterback.

Also, they had had Christmas music long long before Jesus was born :-p

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

I am a white woman. I have no stake in this. But, as a swimmer, I am crying. Do you know the odds she had to win this? SLIM TO NONE. She got 2nd at trials! She didn’t even win US trials! She beat the world record holder and her 2015 world champion in the event sister! She is an amazing woman and we are lucky to be…

Who wants to live forever?

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

Those people are missing the whole fucking point of the article. It isn’t about whether or not Trump would ever fight you. Of course he won’t, even if he was a tough guy, which he is not. It’s about this image of toughness that he has concocted that anyone with a brain who cares to look can see is a totally fraudulent…

To all the clever folks inviting me to offer the same challenge to Hillary, please provide links to any books Hillary has authored on how to “Kick Ass,” or the times she’s told her crowds that she wishes she could punch out a protester. Please point me to the times she's made an absurd challenge to someone in exchange…

He is if nothing else; an honest Libertarian candidate. If you understand Libertarian ideology, then you can predict Johnson’s views and choices on 99% of things without fail. Since Libertarians are hardcore idealists who are completely blind to what’s practical and reality in general.

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

Sounds like she did it the Right Way.

My first choice is Sanders, but my second choice isn’t Clinton, who shares a great many of Sanders’s policy positions, but Johnson, who shares none of Sanders’s policy positions. Because we can’t betray the revolution (which apparently has no substantive policy goals). Also, I like that Sanders and Johnson are both…

You don’t have a fucking conscience if you care more about not sullying your own progressive purity with a vote for Clinton than you care about immigrants, Muslims, women, poor people, and the rest of the fucking planet who stand to suffer in profound ways under Trump. If you want to be able to vote for the person who…