Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

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I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.

When I was 6 my uncle got into a horrible accident. He was an engineer and a compressor blew up in his face as he was working on it. He was brain dead immediately but they rushed him to the hospital and he was on life support. None of us kids were allowed to go to the hospital but we all knew what was happening of…

After the Northridge Earthquake in ‘94, my mom told my dad “Find us somewhere else to live, because we’re not living in Southern California anymore.” He talked to his job, and ended up finding a house outside of Atlanta, where we lived for five years. My sister and I were young, so my dad took care of everything with…

One night I was at one of my all-time favorite bars, The Buccaneer in San Francisco. I met a girl who was expressly my type in the sense that she had red hair. We talked for awhile, and she mentioned she had just started working there recently and her shift was over. So we got some free shots at the bar, went out for…

Ray Parker, Jr. has some great ghost tales. Wasn’t afraid of any of them, though.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

No real ghost stories but this book series scared the shit out of me as kid:

Haven’t heard of a Giant going down that fast since I rolled a 20 in AD&D.

Uh, no. How about you go all the way back in history to the ancient time of September this year. When Chris Coghlin of the Cubs did the exact same thing to 2B Kang of the Pirates and broke his leg. And not one single statement or suspension was issued from the MLB office. You don’t punish that one, then selectively…

Let there be Lite.

Pretty strong words from a guy who regularly has to have someone else come and finish the job for him.

times like this I’m glad I don’t watch live TV, because from what I can gather, it’s these two, and some guy that is a cable version of himself that’s stupider or something.

Bridge connects UP to Main Mich. The island is sort of in between the two, a little offset. Only can get there by air or boat. So yes, no Democrat has ever crossed it to get to the island.

Bridge doesn’t go to the island, friend.

While Courtney Stodden waits patiently behind him...

If they’re really having trouble identifying these players, they might want to try doing a reverse search on those numbers on their jerseys.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”