Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

Deadspin and Grantland wrote the same story, with the same picture, and published them at the same time.

How about “Epilogue simulator,” because all of these games take place *after* the story has happened and everybody’s gone?

Like every sensible human these days, I’m nostalgic for the ’90s.

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

If The Daily Show had any effect on our actual political culture, it was probably to the benefit of conservatives. In its absence, many young liberals might have confronted the George W. Bush years and engaged in actual political projects, like the campus left of the 1960s.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

NFL players are required to dress to the highest levels of professionalism. A player’s appearance on the field conveys a message regarding the image of the League and directly affects the League’s reputation and success.

From: Tom Brady

C’mon man, don’t write “@sses,” kids could be reading this.

THIS. The only way this story could’ve been more insufferable is if somebody made a “500 Days of HitchBOT” series out of it.

I mean it says “...or BUST!” right on its face. It was literally asking for it.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

7,845,460,401

I’d be fine if instead of doing one for every team, he would do 29 for the Redskins, and one for the Browns just to be safe.