Won't: Root for team that makes him angry

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

"Look, I'm a Knicks fan"

I'm not American, but I loved my university experience in Canada. 8 million seems like lots to us idiots in other countries but it's probably fair, everyone is making so much money in college right? They must be, it's all over TV/internet all the time. So I mean, the kids must make just dump trucks full right?

That was really cheesy.

As opposed to the historical powerhouse Seattle Seahawks, with that lifetime .492 winning percentage and five additional playoff appearances.

Odds of this story being true are, at best, 18-1

Of course the Krafts are tight with money—they know the value of a single.

You misspelled Siesta.

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

I have just one question.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

The NFL wins. The NFL always does.

I can only imagine how proud Jacob and Stephen are.

People who believe in creationism should just be lined up and shot for being too stupid to live, and too dangerous to have walking around in society.