That was an awfully rapid descent down the slippery slope, what with an entire football team now trying to get married.

There are people arguing over the differences between console and PC gaming and here I am enjoying both. "Whew...that was a nice session of Starcraft. Now, I am going to fire up some GTAV." Why can't other people do this?

That's just plane dumb.

I can't wait till the racists explain that it's apples and bananas.

So.... He's black and arrogant, but not talented? Got it.

Kluwe's right: people can change...

If a team has a birth postseason, they really shouldn't be playing football.

Unless of course its a distraction that the league can profit from. "Hey, we're fighting a war - let's have special "salute to the troops" commemorative jerseys." Then the distractions are more like a side show.

This will obviously turn up nothing. It's "he said/she said," not "he said/HE said."

They can investigate all they want, but they won't find any clue-wies. :/

Dallas is Esmeralda to the playoff's Quasimodo - just can't get over the hump.

Ill torrent it.

Yeah, it's literally unbelievable.

@NBCSportsRadio: we apologize for the previous tweet - it has been swept under the rug and forgotten.

CONFIRMED: State Attorney gives enthusiastic consent for Jameis Winston to play in ACC Championship

Here's the revised tweet:

You have to take this into context though. In 1984, those toys didn't suck, because we didn't have anything of higher quality that was easily available to the average consumer. I do remember drooling over some of those crazy Gundam and Robotech models that the hobby shop had. But those weren't "toys" to us kids. Those…

I can't really blame Snyder for failing to get the punchline here. After all, he only sees everything as below the belt.

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."