If the Panthers win the Super Bowl, at worse their overall record will be 17-2 and that will cause them to go down as one of the weakest teams to ever do it?

Hey Cliven, give it a rest.

Well now it’s a big story.

Perhaps Kotaku should just not publish any articles. That way they get none of the evil page views nor do they extensively cover any news items. True independence.

Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Drug stores are basically just drug dealers.

A regular David vs. Goliath story.

Just because the NFL seems to have swept the 2014 domestic violence response campaign under the rug doesn’t mean everyone else has.

I hope you’re following your own advice.

Marshawn Lynch is the man! Stick it to the media pool!

It just makes me wonder how long had this guy been tracking him. It seems like he had the route down cold and that would take some time. Fucking terrifying but a great story.

Holy shit.

Huh? I don’t get it. Please offer a deeper explanation to enhance the funny.

Scrip krubs?

What’s the 5% that was gotten right?

Fair point. Most comedians have at least one playoff win under their belt.

Papelbon really took aim at the fans.

This might clarify things for you:

Is that a turtle-necked t-shirt?