If you need any gas to move that thing I’d suggest rethinking your diet.

‘Cozy Coupe’ has to be in the top three.

It’s beautiful. I love it. This picture just confirms my desire to make poor decisions and buy a very small van.

Well they're not popping paper bags over there.

Don’t forget the Alyssa Walker story: This Bad Evil Car Got Exactly What It Deserves Because All Cars Are Evil And Bad.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Dirty diesel.

Someone needs to make this a DEAL WITH IT gif, stat.

somebody shop sunglasses and “DEAL WITH IT” onto this gif...immediately!

Yeah, but the V8 doesn’t sound like pinko commie wet farts.

Not the kind of guy I expect to see inspecting an Escalade on the factory line.

Let’s not make a snap judgement here. The last thing that worker needs is to be pissed on by some internet rando. Besides, their boss is probably already giving them the shaft.

“I got SUVs. I lots of ‘em. Yuge SUVs. I think a Ferrari SUV would be perfect. Really great. We’re going to do it. Just like that. We’re going to make a yuge Ferrari SUV. We’ll make Ferrari great again." - Donald Trump

I’d keep the name and use this to my advantage in marketing.

Gaping hole in Djibouti.

CEO: I need you to make a vehicle that can seat 7.

The extra people are there to go ‘wheeeee’ when they go around corners

Don’t worry - there are many other things for him to crash into.