As a downtrodden G-man I can confirm this theory.

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

This is what they pay you for?

American Express stickers only give HP to those with good credit

‘The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.’

The clever use of dashboard real estate was well ahead of its time.

No, I am honda engineer!

I’m Spartacus!

For a second there, I thought this could be about my “Rodents Will Eat Your Honda” story from yesterday. Damn.

You mispelt moron

Grew up in central PA, moved to Southern VA and am continually surprised at how much easier that kind of work is. Went to replace the tie rod ends on a '93 Dakota beater truck, had the BFH and fork all ready to go and they basically fell out after I removed the nut and tapped on the top lightly. Southern mechanics…

with a 5-speed and originally offered as employees only.

“ entry point to the rear seat”

Snowicide it seems, snowman made no effort to evade, distraught at thought of melting and wanted a quicker escape, plow driver needs to console himself with the fact it wasn’t his fault.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

Kenny Loggins, light shows, and airplanes don't mix well. Put them in the same vicinity and it's sure to be an un-safe zone. No no...a danger area. Or maybe the interstate of hazardous sectors.