Yes. These are the good wheels. Give me the wheels that shine. My position on these wheels is that they shine very much and are also quite good in the wheel-sense. Oh, how they gleam and sheen, those wheels. Yes, I will have those wheels that reflect the moon and the stars presently.

Shows that the EPA and CARB has a bigger stick than NHTSA.

/DYING

Fine, I enjoyed this.

Did he smoke the competition?

When you don’t sneak looks at it whenever you can.

From an enthusiast standpoint, the moment you walk inside without so much as a second glance back at your ride.

Ah, code reuse.

Trebuchet!

Priceless, man.

Now the EPA is alleging that there’s a diesel Porsche?! When will this persecution end?

SHUT UP YOU CISPETROLED SHITBAG

#NotAllVolkswagens

Headline: Plane Embarrasses Itself, says "It's been awhile since I've flown"

Because it’s not your car.

Vehicle: A machine that is used to carry people or goods from one place to another.

You know what the goddamn answer is.

Whichever car you most enjoy tossing around.