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Yes. Because, let’s be honest. With all the crap going on in trump world, none of us will remember Stormy Daniels in six months. Let the young woman name her baby this cute, slightly hippy Cali name.

I probably would’ve gone with the traditional -y ending, but I don’t hate it. It’s not as bad as Reign and Chicago.

I think Stormi is a pretty name!

That’s my point, though- it makes *no sense* to have being on your own be easier. All the power to those who do it, and I’m sure I’d pull it together if I had to, but it’s so much easier with him here (he’s done a couple trips since she was born and I almost had a stress meltdown).

Elle Fanning would be perfect! She has such petite, delicate features. I like Hilary Duff, so this is not a knock on her, but she doesn’t capture the sweetness, the innocent beauty of Sharon Tate. Dang

I deeply love my husband and I’d say he contributes fair amount but I often fantasize about being a single mum. I know that’s probably offensive to those actually doing single parenting but I genuinely think it would be easier than my current life, because at least I wouldn’t depend on someone only to be let down over

I’ve come to the conclusion that most husbands are probably bullshit. Three weeks ago my husband and I were buying new appliances washer/dryer/dishwasher and the sales lady was SOOOO impressed when my husband mentioned a feature he was looking forward to using. She said ‘dishes and laundry! You’ve got a good one’

Meh. When I’m solo parenting for most of the weekend (because my partner is working), I tend to have a couple glasses of red wine in the evening as it takes the edge off of getting a spirited 2 year old through the dinner/bath/bedtime routine on my own. I’m not the most patient person in the world, so if something

“We in the movie industry are now entirely committed to the advancement of women in all forms within said industry after decades of neglect following the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements which we wholeheartedly support.

She’s been on Younger with Sutton Foster for 4 years, which is a million times better than it has any right to be.

I mean I smoke pot not because I hate my life but because my daughter’s jokes are even funnier when I’m stoned, so. Whatever.

“Maybe you just won the lottery.”

On a related note, I feel genuinely sorry for all my friends and neighbors who feel the need to drink wine just to get through the day with their families. Like, I get it. Ha, ha. So funny that your wine box is your adult juice box.

I’m currently living paycheck to paycheck, so even if I only had to pay my deductible (and the way things are, that’s a big if) I’d be screwed.

her vulgar ad libbed lines absolutely kill me. Like the principals office scene from this is 40. I think a lot of her lines from spy where like that too

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She’s just so expressive in general...I love her weirdo characters because they’re always so layered and grounded in their own bizarre reality. I’ve watched this sketch so many times and it never gets old — her gestures, her voice, her eye rolls. “Shut up, Sue...We all hate you. So much.”

that and “we can just put down some towels!” KILLS me everytime

Word. I have many plans for when I win the lottery and staying anonymous is key to all of them. I guess I should figure out how to set up a trust.

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I LOVE HER. some people may think it’s overly simplistic, but i love her type of physical humor. her hands and body are so animated it kills me. and anytime she hosts SNL they are some of my favorite skits!