So just tying your coat around your waist, 90s style, *isn’t* the correct choice there?

Look, I’m sure I’m just wrong about this because I don’t “get” the sport fandom, but why the fuck are your kids so broken up about the loss? It’s a game, there will be a winner and a loser, and it doesn’t have to be a big dramatic deal, and you shouldn’t have to hold your family’s dignity together with the patronizing…

Giselle, that is so dumb logic to use with a kid. Why wouldn’t she have said, ‘daddy played hard but sometimes another team plays a little harder’? Also why is this information public? How does what you say to a kid become public info?

THAT is the deal with Kate and the coats? I always assumed it was just, “Look at all the pretty coats I own.” It’s 2018, no one is going to think a married mother of three is a whore for taking off her fucking coat. I hope when the Queen dies, so too will that assery.

And why would they need to? All someone needs to do is post one of those order forms in their office break room/mail room/set up shop in a grocery store/attached to the collar of a rabid dog/etc. and they sell themselves.

Dag, yer missing out. There is a legal weed called Girl Scout Cookies.

That’s just me but if I had to decide between having my daughter go door-to- door and see God knows what at strangers houses or go in front of any legal business to sell her cookies, I’d pick the business.  

“...a dispensary is not considered a Girl Scout approved site...”

Meh, illegal in most of the country is irrelevant, and besides, smart kids should be aware of adult activities. Which is worse — normalizing an adult activity or exoticizing it? Go ask any group of teenagers which adult activities are cool and they’ll answer that for you.

Its so annoying to see the moms doing all the work. 10 years ago I was a dancing thin mint. Do your time girls lol

It turns out that Girl Scouts can only sell cookies outside a business if they get a permit

Agree. She earned that money, every cent of it. The last time I bought cookies I insisted on the girls handling my transaction, and both they and their moms acted like I was being unreasonable and rude for taking them away from their phones and their moms away from, I guess their small business? I almost felt bad for…

“You guys are so defensive because you know deep down it’s wrong.”

They’re my favorite celeb couple. I’ve never understood why Jezebel hates them so much.

Call me sick but I think the Kristen/Dax story isn’t gross. It’s really, really sweet.

It’s definitely no joke. I know it’s not quite analogous, but mastitis can kill dairy cows if it’s not caught and treated quickly.

John Mahoney’s impromptu dinner date with Olympia Dukakis in Moonstruck. Two great character actors in a timeless scene. Just lovely.

I have a girl, so the environmental stuff is like a spec of dust in the Sahara compared to the risk of sexual violence.

The love that I have for my children is the most powerful thing I’ve ever experienced. But every day I want to apologize to them for bringing them into this dying world.

He may have a lot of feelings right now, but this is about his daughters, their feelings and what happened to them. I understand he’s angry, it’s clear most of the victims and their families are furious, but his daughters clearly did not want him to do this and it caused them a lot of stress. Sometimes parents have…