I’m watching a movie right now, so I’m also a fucking expert on movies.

I’m in Bumfuck, WA, eating pizza in bed at a crappy motel in preparation for tomorrow morning’s M Track Day so I’m a goddamn expert on this.

I was thinking a beige-clad elderly woman from England. “Maepsy, would you get me some porridge? Dammit maepsy, that’s a dustbuster, will you put your damn hearing aid in?”

Someone drank their savage flavored coffee this morning.

I’m in complete agreement with you. I do this all the time. I spot something and decide it’s not worth saving so I smash it more. Old lady’s house with the falling in porch, smashed. That old desk sitting by a uhaul, smash. That lawnmower looks like it don’t run right, smash. A person with late stage cancer, smash.…

Are you upset that the only difference in power between a AMG GT and AMG GTS is a software tune by Mercedes too?

That’s the ambifascient wainshaft of an digitally synchronized gram meter.

Hard to tell when it’s been inversely mounted, as such.

As a British person with a conscience, Daily Mail as a news source? Eww.

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

Ehhhhh this dude’s saying the winds were only gusting 23 mph when the plane cut through:

He’s his own awful little punchable-faced self, fully unique in the arena with the exception of Boris Johnson.

He is a villainous caricature of himself already...

But does it include a villainous caricature of Nigel Farage? Please tell me it does.

Are you a Confederate economic apologist? Who claims it was about states rights and protecting the southern economy? Which was supported by the oppressive enslavement of human beings? What narrative or perspective that actually matters am I leaving out? Southerners who didn’t have slaves? They had it pretty good…

Nobody here is arguing that the Civil War revolved solely around the issue of slavery. But it was indeed one of the biggest aspects, and there’s no arguing that. I assume you’re read the articles of secession, all of which mention slavery and the subjugation of black people as main reasons for why they were seceding.…

Oh shit everybody... A university student has arrived! Everybody shut up and listen, were all about to LEARN SOMETHING!!

Haha!

Wow, so taking a History 101 class makes you qualified to determine the motivations of the Confederacy? Well, I guess we’ll just have to ignore the reams of actual History professors who say otherwise.

Luckily for you, a cringe is but a minor inconvenience. For MANY MANY others, this is another in a long list of inconsiderate reminders of centuries of brutality against their ancestors.

I’d like to point out that “Hitler” was just a family name in Germany and the swastika had roots in Hinduism and Buddhism, but to quote an idiot, “here we are.”