And then the British electricians hooked up the wiring harness without a multimeter.

Completely unintentional. Faulty electronics solder (recycled sardine can tab) caused electrical arcing between throttle body controller/power lumbar support (they’re on the same circuit) and fuel pressure regulator harness (grounded with old vacuum cleaner chord). Runaway acceleration followed by complete system…

I own this same era of Disco - making a sudden lane change feels sketchy. This is insane to me.

Your cotd is bad and you should feel bad

That’s no space station...

About nein dollars.

Body shaming. It’s an ugly thing.

show me on the beef where he touched you with the chalkboard.

The freshest joke.

The evil villain laugh at the end is the best part. The second best part is the rest of it.

NEMESIS!

This whole comments section is just going to be a lot of comments to the effect of “This looks like the GT car from [BRAND]”, isn’t it?

*looks on morosely, dressed in a black suit,* He looks so natural.

We have been on a search for a replacement tire. The front right tire actually has a 25mm hole in it from where we used to crush cars for museum visitors’ amusement. Note: BMW really made E30 convertibles with strong windshields.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

There is one part of the drive train still spinning when you have your foot on the clutch... The flywheel and despite what people think, nothing moves the friction plate away from the flywheel when you put your foot on the clutch, they are still rubbing together just without enough pressure to move the vehicle....…

The good thing with an Alfa is that you won’t have to endure it for 290K miles.

It warms my microscopic frozen heart that we still pride ourselves on no good cotomer sevis after all these years.

Sometimes I revisit this article and reflect fondly on where we came from.