0-100kph?

Checking your ‘dead spot’ on a motorbike is called a ‘lifesaver’.

I’ll take mine with a tank engine:

Well, yeah. I mean it’s the plate that’s been ‘shopped, right.

This is a minor bugbear, but what is it with British PR using British plates but the driver sat on the left side?

The company I work for will be taking delivery of a 350d almost as soon as it lands. I can’t see how it could be much better than the current V6, but I’ll be glad to see our W221 ‘low spec’ S go. It’s done 217,000 miles and the threat of an out of warrantee repair is hanging over us...

I’ve covered this:

I should stop commenting drunk and actually read my own tweets.

I still haven’t had that cheque.

Wait, so the Nazi is into legs?

Thank you, sir.

Porcshe 924 for the win!

As an Englisher my money’s on anything 90's and hot hatch.

Mint condition versions of these have started showing up in certain areas of London. I feel its time is nigh.

Apologies. I seem to have been so confrontational that it deserved a diagram.

‘At a more sane price point’

And so it begins. Lock up your Elises’ because they now represent a solid investment.

True, and it’s not a quick car by today’s standards, but, well, you know....

Better throw out all Evo’s, all European hot hatches, all hot Subarus, maybe even the odd M3, while your at it.

Came here for no British cars. Left satisfied.