1st Gear: What do you think ol’ Carlos’ company car is?

Before the reference came every British petrol head saying it to everyone else.

Beat me to it.

I’m telling you, this is the kinda crazy decadent shit that happens just before everyone does a big war.

Because nobody would ever pick a Cayenne as a rare model. As you’ve correctly pointed out they are not rare. Not even slightly.

Fingers, Fingers, I may have a reputation for making the woman cry but I call them by name and I treat them like one of the guys. We’re all in it together on this dirt ball, jus’ haulin’ ass through the cosmos. Ain’t no slappin’ going on around these parts.

*New York accent*

E39 M5 all day.

‘These are the picks for the rarest factory models’.

Where’s the Cayenne?

Can someone please, please, please do a UK version of this. I love trawling UK AutoTrader for random stuff and my goodness does it deliver.

£362 Mk 1 Yaris 1.0 user here.

I love yor reply. Thank you for taking time to write it. It is indeed a good story, and all the comments saying ‘yeah, but I can get an R1 or something *are* massively missing the point,

Interestingly (or not) when the first generation was revealed to the press and the grand fromage was doing interviews I’m sure I remember Ghosn (who is a man with name I have not a first idea how to pronounce) saying Quasqai should be pronounced ‘Kash-Key’.

Sorry, I’m confused.

The best way to start a conversation is to say someone’s point of view is ‘bullshit’. That way you’re guaranteed a pleasant discourse with people on the internet.

Hmm, Im not sure.

I know! All of it is BS. It could *never* happen. Let’s never think about this again.

Of course! What’s your point?

Yes!