This is fantastic

Mike Tirico said the same thing earlier this week so we know the message ESPN wants out there.

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You really should have gone allcaps on “contrived nonsese” (sic).

That’s a mighty big rant for someone that didn’t watch the video.

Power is the energy it took to read a loquacious explanation, over time.

UW class of 09'. Fuck Wazzu.

I’ll double down that dude claims he isn’t watching NFL on Sunday because of the troops but is simultaneously checking his 3 fantasy football teams.

Someone else said it much better than I.

“Whatever we do, we’re going to do 100 (wait what’s 52/53?) Whatever we do, we’re going to do 98 percent.”

actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns

Everett - As Seen On TV (in episodes of Cops)!

You’ll have to wait a bit. Paine Field isn’t planning on taking commercial passengers until some time next year. And SeaTac is on the wrong side of Seattle for a convenient commute up to Everett.

Part of the algorithm that decides whether or not you precheck looks at how soon/recently you booked your ticket. Whenever I’ve booked last minute tickets (within 48 hours), especially coming internationally I always get the SSSS. It sucks because sometimes it prevents you from checking in online.

Hint: Samuel Jackson isn’t going to like it.

I am Pre-Check. I was just hit with the SSSS in Amsterdam a couple weeks ago while flying with my wife and kids. I am a middle aged white guy and had a first class ticket. I was the only one in the family who got selected. I did fly Newark to Paris and then Amsterdam back to Newark. So the itinerary may have played a…

That’s not his pass, it’s a pic of one from Wikipedia. He does have TSA-Pre, still got selected for this.

They’re okay by me. They have no sugar, and in a pinch make a decent base to a gin-based cocktail when you accidentally run out of tonic.

Minor edit, but this “the driver’s Porsche lost control”