That motto sounds perfect if you read it in a Dave Niehaus voice.

Agree completely. I just couldn’t take the over commercialization any more. That and the face-humping of Cris Carter was just too much for me to handle. CC has awful, irresponsible takes! The whole world knows this!

Morning Men on Mad Dog Radio is so much better and with 25% the commercials.

I honestly have no idea how this radio show last so long. Between their awful teases for segments that never went anywhere, and the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.

Well there was at least one other car on the road.

Maybe I’m getting jaded, but as far as neogawker in general goes this headline’s actually pretty straightforward.

Skins Finally Do Something Right, Propose An End To Those Ugly Color Rush jerseys

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Punchable too apparently

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

The biggest frustration for the Mets and their fans has been, after all this time and effort, Tebow’s continued refusal to go past 2nd base.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

Before a certain year, this isn’t even a glitch, you used to be able to do this on cars into the 1960's. I can pull the keys out of the ignition on my Corvair while its running.

How come the “assassin” didn’t die from exposure if she wiped it onto him?

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

His domain name selection reads like a confession.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.