Is that what you call helmet-to-helmet contact?

Glad I scanned before posting this.

It was if the words were coded (with colors, maybe) that told her how to emote while speaking them. And if she forgot which emotion to show, she’d just look to the left or the right to her facial expression coach.

How about the guy who won the Kona Ironman this year. He did the marathon in 2:39:59... after swimming 2.4 miles and then riding a bike for 112 miles. How’s that for a warm-up!?

If I could run it in 3:02, it would still be “Two-something - 2:62.”

His Sonics jersey/number are still safe though.

You say that as if someone would want James Taylor tickets bad enough to buy them at all.

Sorry, I’m confused. I’m from the Seattle area. Why is that people buy tickets after August? Are these for next season?

My dyno quit at TL;DR rpm’s, which I think is the same point at which torque and hp cross.

Somehow, I think this mighty mulleted wonder may end up featured on Dumb People Town... a Sklar Brothers’ (Daniel Van Kirk) podcast. If you don’t get the reference, go and listen to every episode during the hours of this weekend where football is not being played.

So, what you’re saying is Pac-12 After Dark is the mullet of NCAA football?

The amount of stars this deserves is N+1, where N is the number it currently has.

It’s WSU - they’re required to sport a mullet during one of the 7 years it takes to get their degree.

So you’re saying some white people showed up?

So, they’ve already lost 25 games?

Trump only listens to NASCAR drivers these days... you know, white sport.

I think that a muscle car is the coupe version of a mid-size sedan, utilizing the automaker’s largest engine option. And that the era was over after 1972, and the term should have went with it.

Betsy DeVos just called to say, “...which is almost half!”

Parking brake?

I love little league baseball.