Remember when Dwight Howard was desirable

I work at a jail and one of our suicidal inmates is no longer allowed to have: a spoon, baby carrots, bar soap, Styrofoam cups, or anytning else that he could stick up his penis. Again. Also, (led, probably) paint chips.

December 30th. Christmas-birthday-combo-gifts. As a kid everyone was visiting familes. Now as an adult everyone is saving their money & hangovers for Dec. 31st. Thanks a lot Dad, you couldn’t have kept it in your pants for like 2 more weeks.

I hope the WNBA just turns the other cheek

False. Their show is actually very entertaining...in a dumb and dumber sense of incompetent amusement.

What kind of weird dystopian time warp is this? Next you’ll tell me the kids are using filters on their high-res cameras to imitate Polaroids

I’m just here for the Fred Thompson.

Yes there are dozens of examples of them writing about their experiences, and yet there are thousands still who do not talk about it. But by all means, keep hating on the men and women who put their lives on the line for you.

And what did we learn today kids? Don’t spend unlimited funds fighting a 10+ year war with no resolution while shoveling money at a jet that doesn’t/might-not-ever work.

Ever played Risk? Know what happens when you don’t have enough units to balance out the board and project force on multiple fronts against multiple peer states? You lose. I know Risk is a board game, and we’re talking about real life here, but I’m trying to dumb it down for someone who clearly didn’t even read the…

Hurleys lookin good ever since he got off that island

+1

A tale as old as time...kid coulda had a bright future in the bigs, if only he could turn that double into a triple.

What’s the opposite of a pancake? A hot dog?

Silly question...why don’t we have more F-22’s?

You’re right. Distracted driving is no big deal. In 2012, 3,328 people were killed in crashes involving a distracted driver (CDC.gov). I hope you or someone you love isn’t one of the 9 people killed every day because some asshole couldn’t wait to send a text.

Where are the pledges and why aren’t they cleaning?!

I’d pay money for a Trump v Kanye televised debate

So good

You buried the lead with that NK SF training montage. I sure hope we’re never involved in a brick/stone breaking conflict with North Korea or we are fuuuuuuuuuuucked